Like a Bee to Honey

In what may possibly be the most genius tactic I have ever heard about picking up women there is a sick bastard who told me how he does it. It's actually the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard but when you think about what is does, it's fucking brilliant.

Women are judgmental creatures can we all agree on that? Yes we can. Therefore, when you go over to a group of friends to hit on the one that you're interested in if you go over to the best looking one right away they're going to think you're a shallow asshole. Now although you are most likely a shallow asshole, you can't come off that way. So what do you do?

You have to go over to the fattest, ugliest looking one who is there. You have a nice conversation with her about anything and you talk like you're interested. That's when the good looking friend(s) get jealous. They come over to you and want a piece of your ass. And the best part is that they all think you're such a nice guy because you were interested in what the DUFF had to say.

And then what happens? You're such a nice guy and then you're doing things to these girls that you wouldn't do to a farm animal. Jealousy and competition breeds improvement. And that is exactly how this tactic works. You hit on the DUFF and the hot ones flock to you like a bee to honey. It's actually the most genius thing I have ever seen.

Sidenote: For those who forgot the DUFF is the Designated Ugly Fat Friend and every group of girls has one. She is there to make everyone else look better.