The Bread Test

If you're living with a chick just make sure she never, ever reads this because you'll lose all ability to do this. You know when you get into a fight with your girlfriend or significant other and you just don't want to hear shit anymore and you just want it to end? There is a way to solve that especially if you're living with her.

So she's bitching at you for doing something that really wasn't bad but she blew it out of proportion and then instead of just keeping the fight going you just decide it's only going to end if you make it end. What do you do? You get up, and you tell her you're going to get bread.

That's when the fun begins. You just leave for like 18 hours. You don't come back. You don't answer any texts, any phone calls, you don't actually answer anything. You just go. Then you come back about 18 hours later like nothing happened and when she asks you where the bread is you respond with, "I was gone for 18 hours, I ate it."

At that point the last fight is over. And if she holds this one against you it's time to get out. If she's fine with it then she can stay. Just don't ever let her see this because she won't know you're testing her. I'm sure every man does this to every woman he thinks is a possible wifey candidate. That's what my test will be, if she passes, she's the one. Maybe.