Start With an Ethnicity: What ethnicity would you like your fake girlfriend to be? Always dreamed of a hot Asian? Maybe you like black chicks? Have a thing for Latino hunnies? Remember your fake girlfriend is fake so she can be whatever you want. Even a nice little mix could possibly be right for you.
Move to the Face: The face is important, especially for fake girlfriends. You have to be able to describe what your fake girlfriend looks like to other people. Start with the eyes and work your way down. You want to give her great blowjob lips? You can! That's the beauty of it. You know why? Because she's not fucking real.
Let's See the Upper Body: If you're a tit man you can give her huge tits. If you're an ass man you don't have to. If you're a man with a penis you will most likely give her huge tits and a great ass. You're never gonna see her anyway so at least you can imagine her huge tits in your face.
Waistline: I'm sure you want a girl with a nice waistline. Does she have some hips and curves? Or is she skinny as fuck. It's all up to you my friend. You're the one jerking off to her with your eyes closed.
Ass and Legs: This is the final part of the fake girlfriend. The lower body. What are her ass and legs like? Only way to do it is to have a phenomenal ass with thick legs. Why? Because this is a fantasy. I'm sure Manti's chick had a fat ass. He's Samoan so he has a thing for that. Not that he ever actually saw her fat ass, remember, she didn't exist either.
*The finishing touches on this also include getting a football scholarship to what is considered a prestigious college with a decent football team and tricking the media into thinking she died. Once that happens just don't get caught. Because now you look like an asshole.
Sidenote: When did college football player's girlfriends become more popular than the players?
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