It turns out that currently Daddy is a cripple. I have ignored my back problem for so long that it has finally butt fucked me and I can't move off my couch. So this is an open call for all Asian Masseuses under 5 feet tall. I could really use one of you walking on my back for the next two days. Or if anyone else knows of any asian masseuses under 5 feet tall please send them my way. The only requirements is that they're asian. Asians are just way too smart and good at everything with the exception of athletics. Basically what I'm saying is someone get me a fucking masseuse. Johnny Ebs I know you know some people, hook a brother up.
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