Drunk Story from Maurice (Pennsylvania):
"I was just at my summer house trying to sleep when my friend comes into my room and lifts up the pillow from the other bed and pulls his pants down. I tell him it's not the bathroom what the fuck are you doing. He then leaves the room and in the middle of the hallway tries to pull his pants down and start pissing. Again we tell him that's not the bathroom get the fuck out of the hallway. He goes downstairs and lifts up the couch cushion to try and start peeing, our other roommate flips out and actually walks him to the bathroom for the kid to start peeing. Kid wakes up the next day, has no recollection of what happened and he actually pissed himself. You just cant make this shit up sometimes."
Hey man, when you gotta go you gotta go. He's just gotta realize he can't just start pissing everywhere like a fucking dog who's not trained.
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