Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Asshole Of The Day Award

 

I'm not one to say I told you so, but I'm pretty sure that if you're gonna be teaching a novice motorcyclist how to ride a motorcycle the fifth floor of a parking garage is most likely not the best place to do it. Dude was just teaching this kid how to ride a motorcycle, told him to hit the break, he hits the accelerator, hits a low wall and plummets five stories to his death. And you're supposed to be the teacher? Is it a good idea to teach anything on the fifth story of a parking garage other than teaching your girlfriend how you like your bj? That answer would be no. Instead you're now the guy who killed the kid he was teaching to ride a motorcycle. Here's your t-shirt, I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul. 

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