They'll Always Remember Who Took The V-Card...

When I came home from work today I had a very interesting conversation with one of my roommates. It had to do with himself and a female that he had recently broken up with. You know, the typical high school relationship that went on for like two years and one of the two people has only had sex with their high school boyfriend or girlfriend. We all know that type of relationship, the one that has female dead fish written all over it.

However, my roommate was telling me that he was thinking about getting back with his ex girlfriend. I originally thought this was just so he could go out and slay like twenty or thirty hoodrats before going back into his relationship. Then he said, "Trust me, the problem with our relationship is her being the dead fish." So I told him he should tell her that he wants her to go out and explore a little bit and bone like three or maybe four guys to get some experience. That way when she comes back, she'll be a complete freak.

He said that sounded like the worst idea ever because what if she didn't come back? Listen, if you took a girl's V-Card, she will always come back. Why do you think people from high school always go running back to their ex's constantly? Because when you take the V-Card, you hold a special place in their heart. Women never forget the first time, and every guy knows that. This is why every guy uses this to their advantage.

Men know that women can never say no to the guy they had sex with for the first time in their life. That first sexual experience will never be forgotten, mainly because it was probably so bad and only lasted like three minutes, maybe. But the first man to ever be inside a woman's vagina will always have a special place. And that is why if you let them explore, they will always come back. If anything fella's, at least you'll always have a late night booty call.