Quote Of The Day

"What I would have asked for in return for Jeter's 3,000 home run ball: A million dollars in cash in a duffle bag, five minutes of staring at Minka Kelly ass naked while she dances to R Kelley's Ignition Remix, John Sterling's resignation, one hard smack to Jeter's face, a Djais VIP card and if they didn't comply I would rent time on fox and blow the ball up on national television"-The Ash Man