Sexy Headbands and Floppy Hats

Some love women in headbands, others love women in floppy hats, and there are many who appreciate both. I for one am a big headband guy, I have no idea why, I just think women in headbands are so sexy. Realistically, if you have a headband on I will probably hit on you if you're under 250 pounds. I don't know what it is about them, but I'm a sucker for them. 

Now, I'm not a real big fan of the dumb floppy hat. But I do have a buddy who LOVES the big floppy hats. Maybe it's the scene from wedding crashers where the proper girl in the hat gives the sexiest eye fuck in the league. I mean that eye fuck even turned on the women who were watching it. But there is something about the floppy hat that says, "I can take a dick," so I can see why my friend enjoys them so much. 

It's different with the headbands. I just think that the headbands are sexy. Say a girl is a 7 on the one to ten rating scale. If she is wearing a headband, she is automatically bumped up to a 9, which is almost perfection. That is the power that the headband holds in my book. I think there is one thing that we can all agree on. Whether a girl wears a headband, or a floppy hat, if she sports either look she can definitely rock your world in the bedroom. And in the end, that's all we really care about anyway, right? 

Monday Movie Clip Of The Week

 

In the spirit of the MLB postseason I figured why not a little clip from the ever so popular "Rookie Of The Year"? Hot ice, it really is the best of both worlds. If you've had a rough weekend hopefully this will give you a little pick me up to start the week. 

The Late Night Special

Late Night Menu: Pizza and Garlic Knots

Late Night Movie: Summer Catch

Late Night Song: Nature Feels by Frank Ocean

Fun Fact: Two thirds of college students have been involved in a friends with benefits situation...I'm in that two thirds.

Late Night Video:

NFL Picks For Week 4

We have five games on the slate to choose from this week. The games we are choosing from this week are:

Lions at Cowboys

Steelers at Texans

49ers at Eagles

Patriots at Raiders

Jets at Ravens

Why did I choose these games? Because these are the only games anyone cares about. I'm a Giants fan and I barely give a shit about them against Arizona. These are the marquee games of the weekend. So here are our picks.

Steve the Hammer:


Lions at Cowboys: I have to go with the Lions. Dallas is banged up, especially in the secondary and their offensive line looks like a complete dumpster fire right now. No answer for Calvin Johnson and the Lions go to 4-0.

Steelers at Texans: You want to be considered for real? Then you beat the Steelers at home. The Steelers are weak at tackle and corner and the Texans are great at defensive end and wideout. I'll go with the Texans.

49ers at Eagles: The 49ers have improved vastly, especially on defense. But I still don't think they beat the Eagles coming across the country. Eagles win this one.

Patriots at Raiders: Pats are coming off a bad loss to the Bills and the Raiders are coming off a big win against the Jets. I want to say Raiders, but I think Bellicheck and Brady are gonna be pissed off. Give me the Patriots.

Jets at Ravens: Everyone is hopping off the Jets bandwagon after last week. The Raiders are a good football team, don't forget it. Jets bounce back and play well, I think they win the game.

Tommy the Mic:

Lions at Cowboys: Lions

Steelers at Texans: Steelers

49ers at Eagles: Eagles

Patriots at Raiders: Pats

Jets at Ravens: Ravens

Slothy

Dallas Vs Lions winner: Dallas

Steelers vs Texans winner: Steelers

Eagles vs 49ers winner: Eagles

Raiders vs Patriots winner: Pats

Ravens vs Jets winner: Jets

Steve Sucks

Vince of Reason:

Lions at Cowboys: Lions

Steelers at Texans: Steelers

49ers at Eagles: Eagles

Patriots at Raiders: Pats

Jets at Ravens: Jets 

The Late Night Special

 

Late Night Menu: Ritz Bitz cheese sandwiches

Late Night Movie: Clerks 2

Late Night Song: The Adventures Of Rain Dance Maggie by Red Hot Chili Peppers 

Fun Fact: Having sex once a week can improve your immune function by 30 percent...Look at that.

Late Night Video: 

                                         

Where Am I?

Drunk Story by Rob (Southern CT)

 

I had just transfered into a new school as a junior and I was really away from home for the first time. I went out one night and I got destroyed, I don't remember anything from the night. All I remember is waking up in the middle of some shit city, no phone, no keys, no wallet, no shirt and around the block from my baseball team's home field. I walked all the way back to my shitty apartment off campus which was multiple miles having no idea where I was going, just hoping I made it back in the right vicinity. I make it back and I had practice in two hours. I get no sleep, go to school, get a ride to practice and we get to the field that I woke up right next to. This is our third practice of the year. Everyone's looking at me telling me I look like complete shit, what did I do last night? I tell them I woke up down the block with no clothes, no wallet and no phone and they all tell me how awesome of a story it was. What a great first impression I made on my new teammates. 

Tremendous...

Drunk Story Saturday's: Who's Driving?

Drunk Story from Dan (UCONN)

One night I go out to a bar with my roommate and we have to call our other roommate to pick us up. Our other roommate let's call him Jimmy, picks us up in my jeep. It's my jeep so I jump in the back seat. My roommate let's call him Mike is blacked out in the front seat yelling, "Why the fuck is the meter running?" This kid thought we were in a fucking taxi. So I'm in the back seat trying to calm him down and I explain to him that we're in my jeep, not in a taxi. He jumps from the front passenger seat to me in the back seat and says, "Wait, you're driving, you're too fucked up to drive." I then have to explain to him that we're in my car and our roommate Jimmy is driving. He finally calms down and jumps back in the front seat. We then get to our house and Mike is standing on the front lawn trying to pay Jimmy. He thinks that our roommate Jimmy is the fucking cab driver still, thinks we took a cab home, and is trying to pay our roommate. We continue explaining to him that Jimmy drove us home, not a cab. He goes in the house, where our other roommate decided to throw a party while we were gone, heads upstairs to his room and passes out on the floor for like a half hour. He comes back downstairs a half hour later, grabs a beer out of the fridge, walks over to Jimmy, pats him on the back and says, "Man, thanks for driving us home tonight."

This reminds me so much of the Steve the Pirate thing in Dodgeball