Ranking The Most Annoying Sports Fans By City

 

You know what really grinds my gears? Annoying sports fans. There will always be annoying sports fans in every city regardless of where you go, but I will rank the most annoying sports fans by city. Why? Because I'm the man and I can do that. 

10. Oakland: There is no nation in sports. There is no Raider nation, your team hasn't been relevant since 2002 and you guys talk about Carson Palmer like he's Joe Montana meanwhile he's like 50 years old and he's awful. Stop painting your face and dressing up on Sunday's this isn't a school play, it's a football game. I think it's time to grow up in the "Black Hole" out in Oakland. 

9. Denver: You're only on this list because of you Tebow morons. Tebow isn't good, and he couldn't clean Elway's jock strap so stop comparing the two of them. You guys still haven't realized that you are never winning with Tebow and when the Steelers absolutely bend your team over and rape them this weekend you'll still talk about how at least you have your franchise quarterback. I award you fans no points, and may god have mercy on your soul. 

8. Green Bay: GO PACK GO...Shut up. We know how great your team is, we know Aaron Rodgers is the man, and we know Clay Matthews has the greatest hair of all time, we know all these things. Can you people maybe get a life and stop wearing gigantic bricks of cheese on your heads? That might be nice. Yeah, we know you won the Super Bowl last year too. 

7. Chicago: Yes, Cubs fans suck, White Sox fans suck, Bears fans suck and Bulls fans really suck. You guys had the greatest player ever in Michael Jordan and you don't let us hear the end of it. You don't let anyone ever hear the end of the 86 Bears defense either. Luckily for everyone outside of Chicago, both your baseball teams blow and the Cubs haven't won since my grandfather was born. 

6. Los Angeles: All you people talk about are your Lakers and how great they are. And now that the Angels have Pujols, no one ever hears the end of it. Guess what? The Angels still suck, they will always be second in that city to the Dodgers. As for the Lakers, they're now worse than the Clippers and Kobe wants out of that locker room. Stop talking about your rings and start talking about how your all gonna become front runners and hop on the Chris Paul and Blake Griffin bandwagon.

5. Pittsburgh: Black and Yellow, Black and Yellow, Black and Yellow, Black and Yellow. Thanks Wiz, we know every team in the city wears black and yellow. We don't wanna hear about how awesome the Steelers organization is run and we don't wanna hear about your hockey team. The best player on your hockey team might never play again and that'll really shut you people up. Oh, and when was the last time the Pirates were good? 

4. Dallas: Is there anything more annoying than a Cowboys fan? No, they're not America's team, and your owner is a joke. We know your basketball team has the best owner in sports but your team is shit this year. You look slow and old, and now we get to hear nothing out of Dallas until next August when that asshole Jerry Jones announces a Super Bowl appearance. 

3. New York: Did you really think I was gonna compile a list of annoying sports fans and not put New York on it? Jet fans and their loudmouth coach are the most annoying fans in the history of sports and the Giants fans (including myself) will talk shit to anyone. Yankee fans tell us about all their championships all day every day, Mets fans are delusional, Knicks fans always think their team is good, Rangers fans can really get under your skin and Islanders fans are irrelevant. Anything else you wanna know? 

2. Boston: I didn't hate Boston fans until I got to college and had to deal with them. You guys say things like SAWKS, and NOMAAAAA, and TOUCHDOWN TAWM, and WELKA! And I'm also leaving out how we never stop hearing about your championships in hockey and basketball as well. You all claim to be sports fans, but you're not sports fans, you're Boston fans. When your team isn't it, you don't care about it. That clearly means you are not a sports fan, you just root for your teams when they're good. And as I state earlier, there is no nation in sports, stop referring to yourselves as Red Sox nation.

1. Philadelphia: There is not one redeeming quality to me about the city of Philadelphia. So what you guys have the liberty bell? You have the most annoying sports fans to ever walk the planet. The Phillies win a World Series and suddenly you people act like you've been good for years, the Eagles have never won anything, the 76ers are irrelevant and the Flyers are your best franchise but I have no respect for them because of all the asshole fans. Is there a fan of a sports team in Philadelphia who isn't an asshole?