Asshole Of The Day Award

http://www.fox8.com/news/wjw-couple-accused-abandoning-foster-son-browns-game-txt,0,3358864.story

 

I don't know what's worse, leaving your nine year old foster son at the Cleveland Browns game, or raising your nine year old foster son to be a Cleveland Browns fan. Either way, these two geniuses defined the term "great parenting" when they left their kid at a packed stadium on Sunday. Are you kidding me? Out of all things to forget, you forget your kid? How hammered were the two of you? And to make him suffer by leaving him in that shitty stadium that your shitty team plays at is even worse. This kid is scarred for life. You two must feel like assholes since you're getting t-shirts for doing your best impression of the family from Home Alone. Have a great day. 

2011 All Breeder Team

Yesterday we had a lovely lady from USA Women's soccer and today we have another fine lady from USA Softball...

2nd Team All Breeder:

Valerie Arioto




















Ms. Arioto is a young and upcoming star on the USA softball team. Not only does she throw bullets when she's on the mound, but she also drops bombs when she's up at bat. Also, she is extremely cute and she's tall (for a woman). She has all the makings of a woman who is going to have a stud athlete child somewhere down the road. If she keeps up her performance as well as her looks, she will easily be a 1st team member later in her career. I would probably marry this chick in a second.

Walmart Shopper Wednesday's

 

First of all, can someone tell me if this is a dude or a chick? I really can't tell. And don't think that a chick isn't rockin' a bowl cut; it's Walmart, anything is possible. Speaking of the bowl cut, I guess I didn't get the memo that it's back in. And why would you wear that bright of a shirt when your hair looks like that? You must be really trying to make yourself stand out. Oh, and you missed a couple of spots in the back there. Isn't Walmart fantastic? 

The Late Night Special

 

Late Night Menu: Sour Cream and Onion Pringles

Late Night Movie: Meet The Parents

Late Night Song: Let's Go Get Stoned by Sublime

Fun Fact: Because so many soldiers during WWII came home with venereal diseases, the government gave them brochures with the slogan "Put it on before you put it in"...Now that's something we should all live by.

Late Night Video: 

                                          

Red Sox Keep Pace

 

The Red Sox held on 8-7 to keep pace with the Rays. Now tomorrow is a must win game for both teams. Tampa throws their ace David Price against the Yanks and Boston goes with Lester against the O's. Lester's on short rest, and Price has to prove he's a big game ace against a Yankee team who will most likely be resting their starters. Since I need to root for someone, I'm rooting for Tampa. Let's go Rays. 

Also, if you're a baseball fan stay in touch with the Cardinals and Astros game right now. If they hold on in Houston they tie the Braves for the NL Wild Card. Don't you love it when playoff races go down to the final day of the season? 

Bottom 9 In Baltimore

Going into the bottom of the 9th Papelbon has to face 2, 3 and 4 in lineup. If they win this one they have Lester on the mound for tomorrow. The Rays have price, things are starting to get interesting. By the way, if the Red Sox blow this one and then lose tomorrow do the fans burn down Fenway Park?

Things Are Getting Tight Down In Baltimore

Rays just beat the Yanks 5-3 and the Red Sox who were up 8-4 now lead 8-6 with a runner on 3rd. This could turn into an absolute disaster for Boston and I would love nothing more than to see it unfold. Stay tuned for more updates.