This Place Sounds a Lot Like College on Halloween Weekend

The other night my friends were talking about their trip to the Dominican Republic and how they were paying these chicks like $50 or $100 to bang them. One of my friends was telling me about this club you go to that the girls just all flock to you as soon as you walk in and you basically just pick who you want to bang. You make a night out of it, buy her a drink and then she takes you in a room and has her way with you.

As they were telling me this they were telling me how a lot of the girls are actually hot and they just come to you like you're a movie star. Someone described it as a frat party for fucking. But I said it sounds a lot like college on Halloween weekend. Hear me out here.

It's a bunch of women dressed in basically nothing, walking up to guys and guys picking out who they want to bang. You pretend you're actually interested in her feelings and shit by bringing the girl of your choice a classy red solo cup fresh from the keg and then you grind all up on each other and have sex afterwards. It's exactly like halloween in college. Come on now.

The only real difference is that in college you're not paying $50 to get your dick wet. It's just $5 for the red cup at the door. Whatever, $50 or $100 to bang a chick isn't that bad. But if you go to the right places such as a college halloween party, you can do it for free. Except that you might have to have a conversation with her the next day. That's the only real disadvantage of not paying the money.