Well girls, since it's Thanksgiving Eve here's what goes good with coconut vodka for you. In case you were wondering it's teenage girls with low self esteem and questionable morals. Therefore, since you're of the legal drinking age and have probably been around the block a few times you shouldn't be drinking coconut vodka. Or coconut rum for that matter while we're on the topic. No more Malibu Bay Breezes for you. How about a vodka soda? If you want to go with some flavored vodka like orange or raspberry, that's okay too. Your hangover will not be nearly as severe and you'll be able to fully function tomorrow while you sit around family members you really don't like. Have a great fucking night.
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