So it seems as though the Jets are so terrible that even their unofficial mascot is calling it quits. Yes the giant asshole who sits in the upper deck yelling J-E-T-S at the top of his lungs while wearing a fireman hat is quitting after all his years of leading the drunken, opening kickoff symphony. How much worse can it get for the Jets? Your team sucks, your management sucks, your ownership sucks and now your mascot who's not even a real mascot is quitting. He says it's not because the Jets suck and that it's just because of unruly fans but I'm not buying it. He's just too demoralized to keep giving his heart and soul to a terrible organization. The Jets have even sucked the life out of their biggest fan. And you know what? It's an absolute comedy show.
I nominate Slothy as the unofficial mascot
ReplyDeleteI'd legitimately be the worst mascot on the planet
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