Guys,You Can't Run Around With A Loaded Gun

It's no secret that guys get antsy when they haven't had sex in a while. We almost get delusional to a certain extent when it's been a really long time. Like the dry spells that go on for months are the worst types because they feel way longer than they actually are. This is what happens when you're running around with a loaded gun.

If you go for an extended period of time without getting a load off you need to find a way to get it off. Masturbation is obviously a key component in this department but there are also other ways to "unload your gun" if you know what I mean.

Rub and tugs? They massage you and then give you a happy ending; those are always solid ways to go. If you just close your eyes and pretend it's not a 60 year old asian woman, it's not so bad. Then there's always old reliable or as I like to call it the classy joint, aka the strip club. For the right price, those chicks will let you do whatever you want to them.

And then finally we have the slump buster. Any chick who weighs more than you is always the cheapest and sometimes most effective way to go in this department. Just remember, sometimes you need to slay a few fatties in order to get with that super model. The hot chicks just smell sex on you, they don't know who it's from. Once they smell the sex, the hot streak begins. So no matter what method you use, just remember you can't walk around with a loaded gun. It's the quickest way to make sure you don't get laid.