How You Know You Have a Big Dick...

There is a kid on a college campus somewhere in the Bronx, NY who apparently has the biggest dick that anyone's ever seen. In fact, his dick is so big that it has its own twitter. However, that is not the barometer on having a huge dick. The story that I heard about the other night is actually the real barometer.

Rumor has it that there was a scavenger hunt taking place on said campus on Saturday night. One of the items on the scavenger hunt list? A dick pic from this kid. That right there took the cake for me as a legendary penis. When your dick is an item on the list for a scavenger hunt, you have a hammer.

Like there have been stories of huge dicks before, but have they ever been an object on a scavenger hunt? Have they ever had four different groups of people come up to them and ask them for a picture of their dick? Probably not. They probably don't even have their own twitter account.

No homo, but from the stories I have heard of this kid's dick I kind of want to see what all the fuss is about. Is it really as large as they say? Or is it just an urban legend? I don't know. But you can follow his dick on twitter @esposhammer. There is no picture of his dick there, but it does tweet daily. Then you can decide for yourself whether it is a myth or the real deal.