Jack Taylor of division III Grinnell destroyed the NCAA single game scoring record last night by dropping 138 points over some other shitty D-III school. He went 52-108 and 27-71 from three point range in the most ridiculous shit I've heard about in college basketball probably ever. Am I impressed? Sort of. But he did shoot the ball 108 fucking times. Did anyone else shoot? Ever? Like how much of a cockhead could you possibly be? And as for the defense, did they ever think about covering this kid? Like maybe put a couple of guys on him instead of nobody? Was there any defense being played on this kid? I'm almost convinced some type of deal was cut here where they just wanted to see how many points he could actually score. Well, we probably won't ever hear about this dude again after this week. He'll be the run of the mill flash in the pan who's all over ESPN for about a week to a week and a half, he'll win an ESPY and then he'll get a shitty job as a bank teller and no one will care. That's just the way the world works these days.
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