Kid Calls Out of Class Sick, Professor Plays His Message For the Class

If I'm this professor I would've done the same thing. I mean it didn't even sound remotely like he had the shits of any sort. Trust me, I've had the shits and I didn't sound as calm as this fucking guy did. He sounded like it was a day at the beach with "poo". How can you take that seriously? Really bad poo? Come on, at least tell him a family member who's already dead died or something. Not this though. This is just a sorry ass excuse.