We've been harping a lot on fat chicks lately and it's kind of not fair. Therefore, this post will harp on fat guys as well. I'm not talking about your run of the mill fat guy or girl here. First of all, everyone loves fat guys. Especially funny fat guys. Funny fat guys are just that much more funnier than everyone else. However, this has to do with guys and girls who were once skinny, becoming fat. I like to call this trend, happy pounds.
What are happy pounds? Happy pounds are the pounds that you put on after you begin dating someone. See once you begin dating someone you become a house cat. You don't have to go out and chase your food, you get your food brought to you. Therefore, you become content with yourself and the way you look. Therefore, the gym seems not needed and you don't care because you're getting it in anyway. Suddenly, three months later, you have put on about ten pounds.
Ten pounds is the least extreme case here, that's not bad. I've seen anywhere between 15 to 20 happy pounds in a three month span. Once you're in a relationship, you don't get turned down anymore. Not getting turned down leaves you with no motivation to stay in shape. You figure, why do I need to stay in shape when I'm getting laid on a regular basis? It's a good theory, but after six months this is what usually happens.
You're girl, or guy, decided you are way too out of shape for them. They imply things to tell you to go to the gym, but you don't really listen. Then, since they're not actually in love with you, they kick you to the curb. Now you're single, out of shape, and not getting laid; thus forcing you to get back in the gym. The happy pounds also lower your newly single stock. Remember this for the next time you're in a relationship. Look out for the happy pounds.
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