She says: "I'm going out with the girls tonight."
He thinks: "You're getting drunk and going home with a random guy"
She says: "We're just watching movies with the girls"
He thinks: "She's eating ice cream and getting fat, I have to talk her into a gym membership"
She says: "That guy is such an asshole"
He thinks: "She definitely had sex with him"
She says: "That girl is not even cute"
He thinks: "That girl is smoking and you hate her for it"
She says: "I'm so fat"
He thinks: "You're just looking for attention and for me to tell you you're not fat"
She says: "I'm a waitress"
He thinks: "You're a stripper"
She says: "I have tattoos but they're hidden"
He thinks: "This girl's a freak"
She says: "I'll be ready at 8"
He thinks: "You'll be ready by 8:45 the earliest"
She says: "We're moving to fast"
He thinks: "Who else is she sleeping with?"
She says: "You're so big"
He thinks: "You really don't have to lie to me"
She says: "You're the best I ever had"
He thinks: "I thought you said this was your first time?"
She says: "I've never done this before"
He thinks: "That's a complete lie"
She says: "I really want to see you tonight"
He thinks: "What does she feel guilty about?"
She says: "He's just my ex boyfriend, we're just friends"
He thinks: "You definitely still bang him"
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