Sexting, What's It All About?

Everyone has played the game known as sexting. If you haven't, well, you need to get out more. Sexting is different from texting. It has it's own time frame and it's own language. Plus, it works different with different situations. Let me explain the different types of sexting situations.

The Booty Call: Also known as the friend with benefits or the person you call when you're feeling frisky. This time frame of sexting can only take place between the hours of 11pm and 3am. It mostly takes place when you have been drinking and have no other options. It's not a bad thing, it's just a mutual agreement between the two of you that you will only text when intoxicated during these hours, and you're in need of a last resort. It's the equivalent to a hail mary pass at the end of a football game. A non answered text means, "I have another option, maybe next time." Your rate of success here is usually 50/50.

The Hook Up: This is known as the person you are currently talking to but not serious with yet. You can text this person during the day time hours, but sexting begins anytime after 8pm but before midnight. You are not allowed to sext this person after midnight because then they become someone you just want to have sex with, and not someone who you want to spend time with. It sounds like a complicated situation, but if you just follow the rules you should have no problem. A plus to this is that you can be sober for this situation of sexting since you are regularly talking to this person. It's a pretty good situation with your rate of success at 75.64%.

The Ex: Clearly, this is your ex girlfriend or boyfriend. In this case, the kitchen is open 24 hours. You're at that point where you are broken up, but you still sext each other because you haven't found anyone else yet. It's better than a booty call because there are no set rules on the times you can sext. It can be a 9am wake up call or a 3am desperation heave. The best part about this situation of sexting is that your success rate is always at 100%. Even if your ex finds a new person, they'll still comply with your sext message. It's a winning combination.