Sorry Ladies, You Have It Easier Than Men

Don't get mad at me girls, let's just face the facts here. I love you all, but the fact is that as a woman, the game of life is easier for you than it is for a man. With the exception of giving birth and your monthly friend known as your period, you have it made. Let me explain.

First, women get to be inappropriate all the time. You can dress inappropriately, you can say inappropriate things and you can even touch a guy in inappropriate ways. Not inappropriate, but if you pat a guy on the back or touch his chest, it's no big deal. If you dress provocative we can't say anything to you, or it's considered harassment. We can't even pat you on the back to say good morning, or it's sexual harassment. But you're allowed to do whatever you want. It's like a gazelle walking up to a lion and giving him a shoulder rub, but the lion is handcuffed and he can't do anything about it. He just has to sit there and pretend he doesn't want to pounce all over you.

Next, a woman will have an easier time getting a job based on her looks than a man will. Look around at bartenders and waitresses everywhere you go. Every woman is hot. Do you think that's a coincidence? Not one bit. Even companies will hire a good looking woman because it's good for their image. That's just how it is. Would I do the same thing if I was hiring? Absolutely. And even if you can't find a job doing something you want to do, you can always turn to stripping. You don't even have to be hot to be a stripper, they'll take you with bullet wounds and C section scars.

When it comes to going out women also have an easier time. A good looking woman will get about 80% of her drinks bought for her when she's out at a bar. That's a ton of money unless you're at a college bar that gives out dollar beers. And it that case, if a guy tries to woo you with a $1 beer, he's about as cool as liver disease. In any other setting guys just keep on dishing out money, while the women just sit back and enjoy the show. Once again, women have it easier than men.

I can harp on other things like if a woman with a low cut shirt gets pulled over, she won't get a ticket. But then I would just be ranting. Ladies, you deserve to give birth and have your period every month because of how easy you have it the rest of the way. You can get things that men can't, so god rewarded you by making you the one's who give birth. I know every woman out there will not agree with this one bit, but look at the facts. What I said is true. Don't worry, I still love all of you. Don't take it personal, that's just the way the world works.