This dude and all his friends thought they were so cool filming bike tricks jumping over each other and then BOOM! Face full of pavement! You know that slogan from the movie 3 Ninjas where they say, "Don't fight unless you're sure you can win."? Well the rule don't perform bike stunts unless you're sure that you're actually good at them should be applied to this jackass. You're lucky you got out of it with only a couple of scrapes instead of needing plastic surgery. I was pretty sure when you got up you were gonna look like Two Face from The Dark Knight, but you got lucky. Next time, if you don't know what you're doing, at least wear a helmet. It'll help slow down the spread brain damage that I'm sure you already have.
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