Finally, The Reason Why People Get More Attractive When You're Drunk

http://io9.com/5830663/just-why-do-people-get-more-attractive-when-youre-drunk

All along I thought that it was just visual impairment, but I was dead wrong. People are more attractive when someone is drunk because they look more symmetrical. What? Give me a break. To say that science proves this is absolute nonsense. Do you know why people really seem more attractive when you're drunk? Because you don't give a shit when you're drunk and you lose all sense of your judgement. Therefore, when you get turned down by a girl who's an 8, you settle for the girl who's a 3 just to do it. There is no scientific reasoning behind this, it's just the way the world works. Stop trying to prove everything with science. Most of the time, you can just use common sense.