Top Ten Funniest Names in Baseball

Johnny Baseball here to talk about the most forgotten sport. Baseball, and in no way, shape, or form is this a serious matter. Today we'll discuss the Top Ten Funniest Names in Baseball. From 10 down to 1.

#10 - Carlos Santana- Catcher for the Indians....or famous guitar player?

#9 - Al Alberquerque - Pitcher for the Tigers. Why does this guy have such a simliar first and last name? Do parents think when they name their child? Or do they play sick jokes on them?

#8 - Felix Pie - Outfielder for the O's - His last name is Pie.

#7 - Boof Bonser - Pitcher for God knows what team right now. The best part is this jabroni legally changed his name to Boof. What the hell is a Boof? The funnier part? The guy sucks. Have fun living the rest of your non-baseball life with a name like Boof. Now how's that name going to get you any ass?

#6 - Milton Bradley - Outfielder for the Mariners. Do I need to explain? This morons parents named him after a board game company. The best part is you can tell this effected him throughout his career because of all of his incidents of him flipping out. I would too.

#5 - Doug Fister - Pitcher for the Tigers. This is a great one. If you pull off a Fister, you are a legend and the boys at Talk of the Town want to know about it so E-mail us your story.

#4 - Coco Crisp - Outfielder for the A's - Named after a cereal. Decent player though, but still.

#3 - Kosuke Fukudome - Outfielder for the Indians - Having trouble pronouncing that last name? Let me break it down for you. Fuk-u-do-me....An instant classic.

#2 - Drew Naylor - Pitcher for the Phillies - Yo bro Drew Naylor? Nah I just Fister. Gets me every time. Get it?

And The Funniest Name in Baseball is....

#1 - Charlie Furbush - Pitcher for the Mariners. When I saw the back of this guys jersey I could not stop laughing. Classic last name. It's Fur so it's a bush.

That wraps up the funniest names in baseball. Stay tuned for this week as I will be revealing the Top 10 Funniest Fantasy Football Team Names, it's gonna be a good one.