Jimbo Slice's Tweet Of The Day

Okay, for you people not familiar with Twitter, this one might confuse you a little bit but bare with me...

The Person...

- Jon Heyman from Sports Illustrated (@SI_JonHeyman) retweeted this from @TheBillWalton (who isnt actually the real hall of fame basketball player Bill Walton)

The Tweet...

- (via @TheBillWalton) Rob Kardashian will appear on Dancing With The Stars. He is famous only because his sibling was in a sex tape. Who's next, Screech's sister?

My Reaction...

- It's not a funny tweet but I'd like to make the first ever @jimboslicee tweet of the day flow chart

If brandy never becomes famous, there is no Ray J, which means there's no sex tape... With no sex tape, I'm going to assume there might not be a Kim Kardashian, because nobody would've paid any attention to Bruce Jenner to realize his new wife's oldest daughter is a smoke... Sticking to Kim, with no sex tape we're going to have to assume there is no relationship with Reggie Bush, now I'm going to assume that the Saints don't win the Super Bowl because of this, which means Peyton Manning is probably a two time super bowl champion. Kim would've never got involved with Miles Austin because let's face it, nobody knew who Miles Austin was 4 years ago and Kim would've especially never noticed this because if there was no Reggie relationship she wouldn't have watched football. Then lastly, with her zero interest in sports she would've never even knew there was a basketball team in New Jersey, which means no Kris Humphries... Now let's go even deeper. Without Kim being famous now, there's no TV show obviously, her whale sister Khloe doesn't exist (which obviously means Lamar Odom finds another fat white bitch) and there's no "Khloe and Lamar" on E!... We never get to realize that Kourtney is actually the best looking sister and we don't recently realize that the two 15-16 year old sisters might end up being the hottest ones of all these girls... But finally, lastly, with all this happening...The tool bag brother who gets completely lucky because all of his sisters are (or will be) complete slut bags, is simply not on dancing with the stars in the fall, which is probably going to elevate his celebrity status.

I blame brandy for this.