Everyone Relax, That Wasn't A Real Earthquake

I don't even need to post a news article proving that there was an earthquake since my source of information was the ground shaking. Now, everyone can you please calm down. It wasn't even a real earthquake. The shaking was the equivalent to a fat guy walking through your house. Relax, we didn't have a natural disaster, stop making it like this was the most traumatizing thing that has ever happened to you. I'm willing to bet you my bank account that a picture didn't even fall off a shelf in your house. Your house shook for maybe 15 seconds. Get over it, you're alive. You want a real earthquake? Go ask people in California and Japan what a real earthquake feels like. Then they'll laugh at you for complaining. Basically, shut up, it's not a big deal, enough with the facebook statuses. That is all.