I didn’t do my research, so I just took a guess that the amendments ended at 27-fucking amendments. Besides, who can keep up with them? But my 28th amendment is something that is of deep concern to me.
It’s about fat chicks wearing belly shirts. Now listen, I understand you want to try and look cute and sexy, but when your big tire of a stomach is hanging over your jean shorts (which you also shouldn’t be wearing) it looks disgusting and makes me want to throw up. I understand you want to be skinny, but maybe you shouldn’t have eaten that pizza…. I’m sorry to come off as a dick, but that’s life. You don’t look sexy with a belly shirt and a fat stomach hanging out, it’s embarrassing, figure it out.
So, I propose an amendment to outlaw belly shirts for fat girls. The amendment is as follows: In any case in which a women is fat, she may not wear belly shirts.
Simple, to the point, 28th amendment, boom!
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