This Bro Just Scratching And Sniffing All Day Long

Just scratching his asshole at work and checking if it smells okay, seems like your run of the mill day at the department store. But then to walk around touching everything with your asshole infested fingers and then bite your asshole infested nails is a bit much. They would love you at the gay bar bro. It'd be like they just ate fried chicken, they'd be licking your fingers for you all day long.