Fall Fashion and Pumpkin Latte's

Well ladies and gentlemen it's definitely the fall. You know how I know that? Because all you now see all over facebook are statuses that say, "OMG! Pumpkin spice latte is back!!1 :))) Never leaving dunkin donuts ever!!!!" or my personal favorite, "Shopping for some fall fashion with my cuties!!! :)), so happy summer is over."

First of all, you're not happy summer is over. You're the same dumb bitch who in the middle of December is gonna be telling everyone how the summer can't come soon enough. Secondly, fall fashion is just your way of saying that you're looking for something slutty to wear for the fall season. It's really not too hard to comprehend.

Next, you dumb bitches with your pumpkin spice latte shit. Who actually likes pumpkin? Nobody actually likes pumpkin, the only thing you like is the cinnamon that's in it, you don't actually like the fucking flavor or pumpkin. It's a pumpkin, you and your "thug" friends used to attempt smash them on people's lawns on halloween when you were like 14, you don't actually enjoy the taste of it.

Lastly, you all feel obligated to post things like this so you feel better about yourself after acting like a complete slob the entire summer. Give up the act please. You've been a whore all summer, drinking something with pumpkin flavor and talking about fall fashion doesn't make you look like you have class. Especially when the next time anyone sees you is out in the city making some guy on the dance floor climax because you're literally bent over doggy style grinding on him to a Lil John song.