Slothy sitting on his lazy ass writing one post every three months |
The most recent reasoning for me blogging about this is the Jets post from last week about how mediocre the Jets are. Slothy is actually a shit talking Jets fan who talks when the Jets win and then crawls up into the fetal position and hides in the corner when they lose. He talked massive shit about his team the other day and then wrote a PS that said, "The Jets will beat the Bills by 40." A friend of mine was just so infuriated by his post that he felt the need to text me everything he felt.
He texts me first saying, "Slothy is a fucking clown." Okay, fair enough. Then he said, "He has no idea what he's talking about, he based what he said about Tebow and Sanchez off of Jaws (Ron Jaworski) QB ranking like they were actually real rankings. Jaws doesn't even know what he's talking about either. He's a terrible Jets fan and I hate him." And then he followed up all of this with a text during the Jet game that simply said, "You say it now...Slothy is a clown."
How could Slothy piss off one Jets fan so much? Because this Jets fan is that same person (Tommy the Mic) who wrote a post right before last season about the Top 10 games in New York Jets History. He's a Jets fan who goes down with the sinking ship every year and he looks at Slothy as a blasphemous, fake Jets fan. As for everyone else, Slothy is still easily the most hated blogger on this site and in probably all of America. So here is my offer to everyone who hates Slothy. Slothy says that he is going to dominate our NFL picks this year by going 85% for the ENTIRE season. If he goes less than 85% on his picks for the year, I'll fire his ass. If he does do the impossible and goes 85%, I'll keep him. Slothy, you're on notice bro. You better start doing your homework.
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