Facebook Statuses Eli Manning Shoved Up Your Ass Yesterday

Since everyone on facebook knows so much about football and basically broadcasts the game from their status, I thought it was pretty funny what statuses were saying after the first half of yesterday's game. So here I bring you, Statuses Eli Manning shoved Up Your Ass Yesterday:

Pasquale (last name removed): "G-mennnn look phenomenal"

Yeah bro, your Jets looked sick yesterday and so did your QB...Awkward huh?

Richie (last name removed): GIANTS gotta stop talking about their twilight golf round today and play some god dam football!!!!

Yeah, I'm sure they were worrying about their round of golf while down 14 at the half. Awesome analysis.

Kyle (last name removed): at least Eli is mad consistent though

At least Eli threw for 510 yards yesterday and has two rings, suck one.

Robert (last name removed): Eli can you please close your legs and start throwing the football right

Sincerely,
All your fans

You're 100% the guy who wants to trade Eli every time he throws an interception.

Do I need to really say anymore? I don't think so. That's all from me on the Giants game yesterday.