What Jumps Into a Guys Mind When He First Meets a Girl?

There are many thoughts that jump into the mind of a guy the first time he meets a girl. I’m pretty sure that girls do this too, but for arguments sake let’s just say guys are the only one’s who do this, for now. What are the thoughts that occur when meeting a member of the opposite sex for the first time?

First and foremost, the first thought that pops into a guys mind is, “Would I do her?” Yeah we know it sounds shallow but everyone is shallow to an extent. You don’t look at someone from across the bar and say, “Wow, that person looks like their face was on fire and someone put it out with a bat full of nails; but they might have a nice personality so I’ll go talk to them.” That shit doesn’t happen, so before you jump on the bandwagon saying how shallow I sound, think about how shallow you actually are.

Number two, “What kind of underwear is she wearing?” Obviously this is an important thought in any dudes mind because this tells you a lot about a woman. Granny panties tell a guy that there will be no sex anytime in the near future. Booty shorts say, “I like to party, but you’re probably going to have to do some work before I get with you.” A thong says, “I may choose to sleep with you right away or I may not choose to sleep with you right away, but I know how to get down.” Guys are always checking out a girl’s ass for these small clues, just like girls probably try and sneak a peak at a dude’s package every now and then.

After this, a guy will definitely try and read her to see if the girl is a freak, or if she is tame. The type of underwear will always give somewhat of a clue, but it never gives the whole story. Some girls may be of the “closet freak” variety, which is always a pleasant surprise for any guy. These are usually the quiet, mysterious ones with the booty shorts. Granny panties will never be a closet freak, mainly because if you’re any sort of freak you do not wear granny panties.

As disgusting as girls may think this is, or as untrue as any girl may think this is; I’m here to tell you that you’re wrong. This is true for any guy when he meets a girl for the first time. You might think this sounds so perverted but I know girls have their own thoughts as well. Guys may be more open about shit like this, but girls have the same type of thoughts whether they want to admit it or not. End of story.