Building A Women's Celebrity Football Team

Giving a shout out for the idea to my boy Tommy Hensch for this one. Now that football season has ended and the only thing football fans have to look forward to is the NFL Draft come this April. There has been some thought going around about scouting a Celebrity Women’s football team. Fuck the Lingerie Football League, we’re looking for players here, women who would just cause absolute havoc on a football field; and today we will begin our scouting. We will do one side of the ball every day until we build the perfect women’s celebrity football team.

Today we start with Nose Guard Rosie O'Donnell

What the Scouts are saying: Rosie is the perfect nose tackle especially for a 3-4 scheme. Not only does she require multiple blockers while stuffing the run but she can also rush the passer. She has been compared to Baltimore Ravens Nose Guard Haloti Ngata not just for her style of play but also because of her looks. This Rosie has a lot of upside but the main concern is that she has a lot of character issues and a lot of bad tape. With those concerns looming I still like this Rosie O’Donnell, look for her in the middle of the first round.

I can see Rosie in a Ravens uniform rockin' the number 92...just saying