Just your run of the mill Saturday night up here, going out to a bar and watching your friends band kill it all night while getting hammered. All of a sudden I turn around and see this fucking guy on the dance floor just tearing it up. He was pretending to dribble a basketball between his legs, twirling girls who were about forty years younger than him, I could’ve sworn I even watched him do a split out there. I'm pretty sure this guy was trying to do his best impression of Charlie Sheen last night. My favorite part has to be that valore shirt he was wearing. So at roughly 60 years old, does partying with college kids get this guy laid?
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