Why Life is Easier For Good Looking Women...

Before all the women out there start jumping down my throat about how hard their life is let's just make this very clear. When you're a good looking woman, life is infinitely easier for you. You can get anything you want, do anything you want and get away with almost anything you want. But before I go further there is a reason for it. It's because the world is run by men.

What does the world being run by men have to do with good looking women having an easier time? Actually it has everything to do with it. Why? Because what do men have? Men have penises, and ninety-eight percent of the time men are thinking with those penises. Therefore, good looking women are our kryptonite.

It's pretty easy to figure out. A hot chick goes in for an interview with a rich, decent looking boss and that boss thinks he can get whoever he wants because of his money and power. So upon first look, he'll hire the hot girl because he thinks that he can eventually have sex with her. He may not actually ever have sex with her, and she may be very good at her job. But she got the job because of her looks and because her boss is a guy.

I know a girl who got out of about $1,000 worth of tickets in about three and a half minutes. You know what the cop said to her? He said, "You're lucky you're beautiful," and then he held up traffic and let her turn her car around so she didn't have to pay the toll. It's not a secret, good looking women have an easier time with shit throughout their life. But the reason is because men think with their penises. We did it to ourselves.