Well, well, well it turns out that there is a sorority leader somewhere in the United States who is not too happy with her minions. Besides letting them all know that being awkward and boring wasn't going to fly with her she also told them she was going to "cunt punt" them, asked them non rhetorical version of the question, "are you retarded", and probably insulted their entire family somewhere along the line as well. I mean this bitch blew an absolute gasket.
Why, you ask? Because the frat that they're matched up with just so happens to think that every girl they've socialized with is awkward and boring since they're probably not willing to get bukkaked in a public forum or drink the roofie colada known as jungle juice.
Now, this sorority leader isn't helping the cause of sorority leaders everywhere when everyone talks about them being bat shit crazy. If you read her email, she is the definition of a crazy bitch. She also happens to mistake days with weeks when she said, "You have 361 other days to talk to your sisters and this week is not one of them." News flash, we have 52 weeks in a year, 365 days, 7 days in a week, therefore I really didn't know where she was going with that one.
Can I understand her frustration being in charge of a bunch of stupid women? Sure, I can understand it but you have to know what you're getting yourself into when you take a position like that. Going around and blowing a gasket because your girls aren't getting double teamed by members of the frat you're matched up with is no reason to start insulting everyone's mothers and talking like a truck driver. Speaking of talking like a truck driver, that email makes it clear that this sorority doesn't teach their women to be "lady-like". There is nothing lady-like about letting a bunch of women know you are going to "cunt punt" them.
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