Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Getting Drunk, Shooting Up a Public Dock and Shitting Your Pants is No Way to Go Through Life Son

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/23/michael-johnston-arrested_n_3140465.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

I love guys like this. The guys who get drunk, do stupid shit and then shit themselves. He just casually got drunk off "eight boozy drinks" and then fired 20 shots at a glass bottle on a public dock. Then the police obviously came to question him and while in questioning he shit his pants. Looks like the Chet Steadman look alike couldn't hold it in for ten more minutes. Or just ask to use the bathroom. I mean you don't have to just stand there and drop hot wet dukies in your drawers while being questioned. Just admit that you did it, and then ask to go to the bathroom because you're turtle heading like a mother fucker. It's really not that difficult.

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