I hate the Super Bowl halftime show with a passion, that's no lie. But I love Beyonce because she's an absolute smoke bomb and I was intrigued to watch her last night. And needless to say I was not disappointed. She was doing sexy things on stage and I was hoping for a wardrobe malfunction the entire time. Her ass looked incredible as it usually does and I had a boner that you could've swung from while I watched her do anything. Like when it comes to wanting someone to sit on my face I would use her ass as a gas mask after she ate Taco Bell and bask in it. She had a kid and still looks amazing. She's like a fine wine just getting better with age and I love every second of it.
Sidenote: Rumor has it there was a blackout last night so Manti Te'os girlfriend could perform....Just saying.
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