The Worst Possible Thing That Could Happen to You at a Hotel

This poor bastard. You know what? I don't feel bad though. Because why would you be dumb enough to not put the fucking top lock that every hotel room has outside the door to keep the door from shutting when you're naked and don't have your key? How do you forget that? He definitely redeemed himself with his response to the jackass behind the desk however when he said, "How can I have a drivers license, I'm naked man?" Perfect response to an asshole answer. But I still don't have any sympathy.

Sidenote: Is anyone else wondering why he was eating room service naked? I'm still trying to wrap my head around that one.