Self Checkout Was Made For Buying Condoms

Self checkout, it's the thing that drives old people nuts because they have no idea how to use it and it also drives everyone in line behind the old people nuts because they have to fucking wait an hour for the old fucks to figure it out. But why was it really made, that is the question.

Everyone thinks it's because it's more convenient and the lines are shorter. That's never the case. It always takes longer on the self checkout line unless there's nobody in the fucking store. You also have the people who work there breaking your balls when you get to the actual screen to self checkout and they ask you questions to try and confuse you to keep you there longer.

But the person who created the self checkout was thinking of one thing and it's not even debatable. They made it for people to buy condoms. Think about going up to the register with a pack of condoms and there's like a 60 year old lady working just staring right through you like you're the scum of the earth because it's guys like you who turned her granddaughter into a cock loving college girl. That's fucking uncomfortable.

With self checkout, you don't really have to talk to anybody if you know how to do it. You just swipe it, pay and walk out without anyone knowing about the fuck fest you're about to go on. It's the only reason self checkout was invented and every guy who just read this knows it.