"I was out on a Friday night with two of my buddies and we were just hanging out having some drinks at a bar/lounge type of place it was nothing crazy. Towards the end of the night these five guys come in with two girls and every guy is absolutely hammered. Even the two girls are pretty messed up. I could tell just the way the guys were asking the bartender for drinks that there was going to be a problem with someone. First one of them went to the bathroom and the next thing I know he's getting escorted out by one of the bouncers. When they get to the front door the guy asks the bouncer if he could just go get his coat. The bouncer goes in to get it for him and then asks one of his friends whose coat is on the back of one of the bar stools. One of the guys tells the bouncer that it's his girlfriends coat. Since the bouncer wasn't in the mood to look for it all night he took the kid he kicked out to get his coat and it turns out it was the same exact coat that his buddy said was his girlfriends. The bouncer looks at the kid and says, "Why would you tell me this is a woman's coat? This is clearly a man's coat." What happened next was nothing but a terrible, terrible decision by this guy and his friends. The guy looks at the bouncer and says, "Alright asshole!" And then the bouncer proceeded to throw him against the wall. As his friend tried to attack the bouncer from behind, the other bouncer came in and put him in a strangle hold like a rattlesnake would on a rat. Two of the other guys then came after the first bouncer from behind and he turned and punched through the both of them. When I say punched through the both of them I mean he hit one and the other guy who was standing directly behind him, he hit him as well and knocked them both the fuck out. The last guy tried to go save his friend from the strangle hold and that bouncer just threw one punch and the dude was out cold. I watched two bouncers demolish five grown men and it was the greatest thing I have ever seen."
Sounds like your typical day in paradise to me. People don't realize that guys who are bouncers are bouncers for a reason. Reason one being that they're huge and reason two being that they go to work looking for a fight. I mean that. They come to work looking to fight people. No matter how many people you have it doesn't matter. The bouncers always win.
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