Don't you just love those fail proof plans? You know those plans that will definitely work and you definitely won't look like a complete asshole when the shit hits the fan. This didn't actually happen to be one of those for this guy. Just getting absolutely hammered at the hotel he's staying at with his two kids, makes his daughter blow into the breathalizer so he could go to the gas station to buy more beer. He's already on probation and now he's arrested. Your kids must hate you because your daughter sang like a fucking canary. And who wouldn't? You probably treat her worse than most animals get treated. But hey bro, good for you. Keep slugging back those beers because it really looks like you're going somewhere with your life. Here's your t-shirt, I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.
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