Guy Steals Beer From A Woman At Forkpoint, Should Probably Also Go To An AA Meeting When He Gets Out Of Prison

http://journalstar.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/lincoln-man-who-stole-woman-s-beer-gets-days/article_795bdf16-5036-5eb5-8323-1cfe3d94c23d.html

What do we have here? We have a guy, who looks exactly like the father from the Wayans Brothers show that used to be on WB 11 walking up to a girl and demanding she give him her beer. She says no. He goes back again, she says no again. He goes back a third time and lifts up his shirt showing her a utensil with a black handle that has silver on the end and thinking it's actually a knife she gives him her beer. Obviously she calls the cops and he gets caught. How badly did you need that beer bro? Like you couldn't just go to the store and buy exactly one can of beer for like a dollar seventy five? And to top it off it was a fucking PBR. It's not even like you stole a good beer, you stole the shittiest beer on the planet. It won best beer in like 1892 or some shit like that and it tastes like cat piss. Yet it was that important for you to have that beer. You're a fucking idiot. When you get out of your 30 day jail sentence may I suggest you go to some meetings. Poor, drunk and stupid is no way to go through like Daddy Wayans. I hope they take it easy on your ass while you're in the joint.