Just when you thought you've heard it all, you hear about an ongoing turf war between ice cream trucks leaving a trail of sabotaged trucks, bloody noses and death threats. Really? Is this real? It's just fucking ice cream bro fucking relax. These drivers are out of their minds. This is like a Bronx Tale. Show up on someone elses corner and get your tires slashed, your face kicked in or get your truck fucked with. This reminds me of Stewie fighting his evil twin brother in the playground in Family Guy. Basically it's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. You're in a turf war over your ice cream truck. I think you might need to step back and take a look in the mirror. You have some mental issues. Those little kids selling ice pops on the corner better look the fuck out because the ice cream mafia is coming for you.
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