If you're driving drunk and take out your neighbors entire sixty foot retaining wall what do you do next? Well if you're this guy you roll out of the car, unzip your trousers and just start taking a piss on the front lawn of the house you just destroyed. Yeah, that seriously just happened. How fucking drunk were you bro that you just manhandled a 60 foot retaining wall? And then to add to it how drunk were you that you survived the crash and the first thing you do is just drop trou and start pissing all over the lawn. You just scarred a little girl for life because she has no idea what you pulled out of your pants, she just knows she's never seen it before. I will give you some props for just straight up not giving a fuck, but you're still a fucking idiot. Here's your t-shirt bro, I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.
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