They're calling him the porn watching burglar, although he never actually steals anything besides some internet time as he comes equipped with his own lube and jizz towel. And no I'm not making this up. He doesn't even care if the people are home or not, he's gonna jerk off while you sleep and then sneak out without you even knowing he was there. He only leaves behind traces of semen and internet history. Now, here's my question serial jerker, have you just never watched crime shows on TV before? The killer always gets caught because he leaves his semen on everything. Why the fuck would you do this? Get a smart phone and do it on that, do it at the library, or just get a job and buy a fucking lap top you sick fuck. Breaking into strangers homes and jerking off in their computer chair is no way to go through life son. You are most assuredly going to be the butt of every one of your friends jokes for as long as you're not in prison.
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