Everyone hop on the train now, Anna Benson has filed for divorce! You remember Kris Benson who pitched for the Orioles, Mets and Pirates? His hot wife, Anna had an interview in 2003 on Howard Stern where she promised to bang everyone on his team if she caught him cheating on her. Guess why she's filing for divorce? Because he was cheating on her. How the fuck do you cheat on a woman as hot as her you dumb fuck? Besides that, since he has been caught cheating I will volunteer myself as the first person on the train. I know I wasn't actually on his team but my master plan is to pose as a bat boy to get all up in there. You all know that the Anna Benson boning train is the exact train you wanna be on. No tickets necessary, all you need is a cock and a condom.
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