My Advice for the Actual NCAA Tourney

Every year people fill out a hundred brackets looking for that perfect one. It's never going to happen. Here is my advice on doing these brackets. First, think about your sure things, the teams you are absolutely certain are going to win. Then punch yourself in the face and think up the craziest shit within reason that could happen, because most of the time it does. And I am using within reason here because I'm not talking about dumb shit like a 16 beating a 1 in the first round. I'm talking like an 11 in the Sweet 16, which almost always happens. Shit like that. You may not have a perfect bracket with my advice, but you'll do better than your first instinct.