Why Tiger Woods Is Still The Man...

Everyone always has something to say about Tiger Woods. He's a scumbag, he's an asshole, he's this, he's that it just never ends. I am going to explain to you why Tiger Woods is still the man regardless of what the media and some people think about him.

All anyone wants to talk about is how he cheated on his wife hundreds of times. The guy is a fucking multi bazillionaire, his dick is like a 10 foot strand of fly tape, whenever he walks into a room, vagina's just stick to it. For all you men who talk shit about Tiger, you would have been doing the same shit with his money so shut the fuck up.

Next, he is the only athlete ever that no matter what he does in his sport, his stats are always posted. You see all the time on ESPN they'll list the top 10 and then after the person who's in 10th it'll always say Woods +1 tied for 31st or something along those lines. No other sport does that on a consistent basis. The closest thing is baseball during a home run race, but that's it. A.K.A Tiger is the man.

Lastly, he is the person who changed the game of golf, therefore, love him or hate him, people watch golf when they know he is playing. When he's playing in a tournament, the rating are through the fucking roof because everyone just wants to see him play. Everyone knows it, so don't try and bullshit me with this one. Especially if he's at the top of the leader board, then everyone is watching.

Whether you like what I have said or not, you know that this is entirely true. Tiger Woods is a straight up G and will be the man for as long as he plays. Also, hop off his shit about dating a 20 year old who's still in college. Chances are that he's still banging super models but the 20 year old just has the label because she's not hot and he's trying to change his image. It's just a strategic move on his part, no big deal.